DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, MARTHA
WHY WOULD YOU TURN THE AIR CONDITIONER ON WHEN IT IS LIKE 38 DEGREES OUT
IT FUCKING SNOWED EARLIER
/SSSSSNNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEDDDDDDD/
HOW MANY LAYERS OF PROTECTIVE ARCTIC WALRUS BLUBBER DO YOU HAVE THAT YOU ARE THIS HOT WHEN IT IS THAT FUCKING COLD OUT
MY WINDOW DOESN'T SHUT ALL THE WAY YOU FUCKING HAG, I AM

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